The Bickerstaffe Record
« Brown and Darling practise V signs as recession semi-officially ends
» Inter-party Basic Credibility League: Result from the early kick-off

Being Labour, Breaking News

Here is the news

06.10.09 | 5 Comments

Several things have been happening in Britain this week:

1) The recession may well have ended (see here also).  This is a good thing.

2) The housing market looks like it’s recovering.  This might be a good thing. (ht: Julian)

3) Interest rates on guilts have stayed low in the UK, strongly suggesting continued confidence in the UK economy in the long term.  This is a good thing.

4) The Conservatives have been announcing massive cuts in spending if they were to get into government.  This is an entirely expected thing.

5) Labour got battered in the election because  news items1-4 were not clear at the time (apart from 2-4), and some fascists thugs got elected.  Very bad thing.

6) Loads of bank staff got told they’re losing their jobs four days after exactly the same the bank  they are now flush enough to pay back £2.3bn of the cash the government gave them a while back when they said they were skint, so that they can now go on making loads more money for their shareholder, having conveniently got rid of some unwanted labour costs (i.e. people), thus proving Graham Turner right about how capitalism is happy to lurch from crisis to crisis as a deliberate way of screwing the working class even more.

7) As a result of the news, Bickerstaffe councillor Paul Cotterill announced he had become very slightly more leftwing than he had been the week before, what with the way the working classes all over the world are treated like crap. 

8) Cotterill also announced that, in the face of attempts by the neo-conservative types to pervert the language of the right-left political spectrum, he still holds that ’being leftwing’ is a useful shorthand to reflect a position in favour of equality for people, whatever their gender, race, religion, sexual orientation or any other feature generally used by the Right as a reason for discriminatory attititude and/or policy.

Next, we go over to Paul for the weather:

It’s pissing down.

5 Comments

have your say

Add your comment below, or trackback from your own site. Subscribe to these comments.

Be nice. Keep it clean. Stay on topic. No spam.

You can use these tags:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

:

:


« Brown and Darling practise V signs as recession semi-officially ends
» Inter-party Basic Credibility League: Result from the early kick-off